Courtney Love wants to hatef-ck racist John Mayer

Don’t everyone shout “Kill it with fire!” at once. This is the delicate flower known as Courtney Love last night in London. Yeah… she’s definitely not on drugs, right?

So, anyway, who is crazier, Courtney Love or John Mayer? For my money, it’s definitely Courtney. I don’t consider Mayer crazy, I just think he’s a racist, entitled, smug douche. As it turns out, even batsh-t insane people like Courtney recognize those qualities in Mayer. She just around to reading Mayer’s Playboy interview – because Courntey is so timely, right? Next, she’ll weigh in about this whole Britney Spears shaving her head stuff. Anyway, instead of shunning him and dismissing Mayer, Courtney’s reaction was to tweet about how she wants to “hatef-ck” Mayer. Ugh. The imagery, I can’t get it out of my head. Oh, but that’s not it! Courtney also tweeted about her how her vadge is so strong (dry heave) that she could “snatch the cig off the table thai sex worker”. Jesus, Courtney. Now you’re making me feel for Mayer!

Courtney Love has finally read John Mayer’s Playboy interview in which he discusses sexual napalm Jessica Simpson and his white supremacist dick, and her reaction can be found on Twitter.

“do you ever feel like spite hate f-cking @johncmayer just to put hi in his place, hes a better guitarist than me but not better in bed !” Love tweeted. “but like say your f-cking @johncmayer totally throwing him around the room in bits and then you just BAM punch him in the face? good times”

Love took special issue with Mayer’s comments on his sex life with his famous girlfriends.

“ive said far stupider sh-t than @johncmayer about my alist bfs tho ive been discreet. but about rockers i spill the beans,” she continued.

Even though she feels Mayer deserves a good hate f-ck, Love says he’s not really her type.

“oh dudes Mayers a little bland for me and youngish ill do young, but hes neither Yale Harvard Oxford and hes not really rock, so not for me,” she wrote. And to a fan who asked her to clarify hate f-cking, she wrote, “hate f-cking is an art like ‘the pit’ meaning you rape each other and then beat the sh-t our of each other so u can feel sh-t.”

Although Mayer has resurfaced on Twitter after swearing to “quit the media game” two weeks ago, he has not addressed Love’s comments. If he ever takes Love up on her offer, he might experience another powerful vagina.

“my genealogist and my gynocplogist know i do my Kegals like a snatch the cig off the table thai sex worker,” Love tweeted later.

[From Huffington Post]

This is one of those days when I wonder why I even got up in the morning. Seriously, Courtney? You’re comparing your vadge to a Thai sex worker‘s? At least, that’s what I think she was doing. You never know with Courtney. Maybe she meant “bleragwytery vadge jufboliration John Mayer”. It probably made sense at the time.

I would pay to see Courtney punch Mayer in the face, though. That would be funny.

Courtney at the NME Awards in London on February 24, 2010. Credit: WENN.

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